1. Oct 30, 2012 4:14pm

    Octomom’s Next Career Move: Rehab

    Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is headed to rehab for Xanax. Oh, so that’s what’s making her so weird. TMZ has the story, because of course they do:

    A rep for Octomom tells us … Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend after acknowledging she’s become dependent on Xanax … an anti-anxiety drug … which she began taking to “deal with stress.”

    Suleman’s rep tells us, “Nadya wanted to get off the Xanax she was prescribed by her doctor and learn to deal with her stress, exhaustion and anxiety with professional help with a team of doctors. Nadya wanted to deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.”

    Her career arc (gain notoriety/do porn/go to rehab) has nice form. What’s next? Religious zealotry?

    Possibly related fun fact No. 1: Octomom was (supposedly) drunk during a recent “show” at New York’s XL. She “breastfed” a doll, for example.

    Possibly related fun fact No. 2: An expert source that is sitting near me told me the sad story of a “fallen socialite” Xanax addict who shit on her floor and then blamed her cat. That was in vain, though, because everyone knew and besides, cats use litter boxes.

    - Rich

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