Courtney Stodden apparently idolizes Erin Brockovich, which is perfectly out of touch (she is, after all, the world’s oldest 18-year-old). Here is her Brockovich-referencing rant after being asked to dress more conservatively on VH1’s Couples Therapy. “She is strong, and she is courageous in this sense and so am I,” says Courtney, who’s basically the best post-Honey Boo Boo thing on reality TV right now.

Bonus: Check out the chalk art on her walls:

What a genius.

-Rich